I just realized I didn't need to know about their problems any more!
How you did that? I want to unsubscribe too.
Text STOP in reply to the next status update you receive.
I keep them going out of nostalgia, and as indicators that sales are going to go up.
Every time I get a notification I just laugh and wonder why I put up with it for so long.
Haha, true, that's the way I try to migrate my friends.
Also, if you are getting them via e-mail there is a link at the bottom that you can use to unsubscribe.
Ohh ... so enticing to turn them off ...