What is LAWE?
Blue guy or Green guy?
Let's just say she seemed open to any alternative. ![]()
Certainly makes me feel less special... ![]()
Not sure! Maybe LAN. I guess his blue suite was for the color of the mainboard. No tool belt from dall-e, it just ignored it.
AI described his outfit as:
- Outfit:
- Dark gray blazer with a circuit-board texture subtly woven into the fabric (like the hub’s internal tech).
- Multi-tool belt with icons for Z-Wave, Zigbee, and LAN (showing off connectivity).
- Open-collar shirt (no tie = no cloud dependency!).
- Glowing lapel pin (like the hub’s status LED).
I was just looking back over the initial description the AI gave, maybe she would like him!
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Personality Traits:
- Local & Independent – Doesn’t rely on others (cloud servers) to get things done.
- Highly Connected – Always networking (Z-Wave, Zigbee, Wi-Fi, etc.) but in a secure way.
- Efficient & Fast – No unnecessary small talk (low latency!).
- Tinkerer’s Friend – Always ready to help with custom rules and automations (Rule Machine in human form).
Pose & Vibe:
- Standing confidently with arms slightly outstretched (like a hub "connecting" devices).
- Holding a symbolic "rulebook" (Rule Machine) in one hand and a universal remote (Hubitat’s broad compatibility) in the other.
Now do one for that Dork Home Assistant.
So tempting to post a Paul Hibbert gif...
Spare me the grief show me a pic of mould growing
I found you only get two free prompt generations a month with dall-e, so I exhausted those with the two prompts for a Hubitat person. For $10/month you get 1000 prompt generations, maybe when I have some free time I will buy a month and really play around with it.
He did have a great line on a somewhat similar vein.
He opens up a metal canister and takes a drink and then spews everything out of his mouth, and yells, "Who put water in my water!?" ![]()
I thought lines went up your nose not in veins
Yes.
Money for nothing, Chicks for free.






