This is as close as I get to the local wildlife (outside my Kitchen)... And even that is not a typical situation....
Nice - you bring your own snake to get togethers. 
@sburke781 - We're hoping to be down under late 2025 or early 2026. Not too late or early, as I do hear it gets freaking hot down there in "Summer." What the heck, mate, it's not supposed to be summer at Christmas. 
I will not have my own snake to bring, I hope that's OK.
Fuel loses its volatility over time. That is why it is so hard to start a lawnmower on old gas. The ingredients that makes it go boom have evaporated. So what they are guarding isn’t going to power those high performance hoopties.
No snake is necessary, we can provide one if you are not able to provide one... If we can find one, depends where you end up....
This may be too cute for anyone on a low-sugar diet. You have been warned...
We have a few of those, but I expect they will still appreciate the post, thsnks.
Dunno if that's going to be the first thing some of the people here go on about...
Was thinking the same thing ...
For that pizza (if that's what it even could be called)
More at issue are the “triangular” pieces of pineapple 
! 50 years ago on a ski trip with college friends, they ordered a “Hawaiian” pizza (I have relatives in Hawaii and they would string you up if you ever called it that). By coincidence (?) I got altitude sickness and for 50 years now have associated pineapple on pizza with nausea 
. True story! Can’t even look at it any more.
See how thin that crust is? Foldable. No sugar should ever be in the sauce. 50/50 motz whole/skim mix... If the crust is more than 1/4" thick it's gonna be crap...
Yep angrier about the fruit on the pizza than the little triangle table. But hey this hits every group of pizza purists in one photo:
- Ham Looks like Lunchmeat
- Strange Fruit
- Triangle Table
