One thing I don't because you can't dim it. It's actually pretty blinding at night. I have a centralite night light across the toilet that comes on at 10% in blue when motion is detected that gives just the right amount of light that I don't miss but I don't wake up fully either.
On the upside you could just wrap the whole thing in toilet paper
OK, that was pretty good.
I do, and have had one for the last 6 years. The entire world has moved on from the 19th century toilet (except America).
Asia begs to differ...
Oh, there's just a few people over there...
Yeah, i think youβre overestimating that. I lived in Germany for 21 years until very recently, and i knew 1 person with a fancy japanese toilet. It caused a lot of discussion amongst my friends (German, French, Spanish, Italian, American, Canadian) and not a single one of them had, or knew anyone who had, a bidet, let alone a smart toilet. Just this one guy (Irish) who had used one in Japan and loved it. Sure, you get them in many European hotels, but in the average European home? No, not in my experience