If only.
At least some carriers are now tightening up their process to allow large passengers to book AND KEEP a second seat without the airline stealing it for standby's.
Now stop the back load from shoving their bags in the Plus seating in front as they pass by...
Many LOLs...I have a friend who's a park ranger, he's getting this in his inbox today. 
We did a project for Tesla (I used to design automated material handling vehicles) and I can confirm what you said about employee treatment is true. The amount of hours they're expected to work with ridiculous deadlines is insane. With no upside that I could tell, just stress and pressure.
It’s not a good long term strategy, that’s for sure!
I always thought the joke was that people want to get an IRS tax refund. I taught my kids that getting a tax refund was a financial planning failure.
100% agree, funny how folks are ok with a zero-interest loan to the government but yet if you owe and it's out of formula you pay massive penalties.
Ha ha ha. Ha.
[But it's the nervous laugh of a guy who is not quite smart enough to know what is funny about it.]
AMEN!! I have argued with so many people about this. I actually got a $100 penalty for under payment this year. Oops!
Memories...saw Jaws when I was 17 living in a SoCal beach town where my friends and me were at the beach/in the water for so many months of the year. Completely messed with our heads...for a while the slightest odd current or floating bit of seaweed or other bit of driftwood or floating whatever near us could get the heart pumping very fast, very quickly. 
It's Pi Day!
It's Steak & BJ Day!!! Purposely one month after Valentine's Day.
Got that...just never seen/don't understand all the versions (lawful evil, neutral evil, etc.). 
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