Cartoons (& Memes & Weird Funny Stuff) of Hubitat

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He didn't clarify things w/his doctor.

I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy so I can't have children any more.

Mine are scheduled to be picked up later tonight.

:wink:

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confused:

wives voice?

Pinging amazon.com [54.239.28.85] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 54.239.28.85: bytes=32 time=29ms TTL=243
Reply from 54.239.28.85: bytes=32 time=20ms TTL=243
Reply from 54.239.28.85: bytes=32 time=23ms TTL=243
Reply from 54.239.28.85: bytes=32 time=28ms TTL=243

my voice?

Pinging e9428.a.akamaiedge.net [23.208.189.164] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 23.208.189.164: bytes=32 time=19ms TTL=52
Reply from 23.208.189.164: bytes=32 time=20ms TTL=52
Reply from 23.208.189.164: bytes=32 time=18ms TTL=52

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That packet size would be maxed out on the first one.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I put these stickers on hand dryers.

Get yours:

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Zombie Spiders found in Northern Ireland, and they are covered in fungus!

image

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6 more weeks of breakfast sausage!

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My kids started using those before they even had a smartphone. Mind you, when they were young, there were no smartphones, but I digress…

Now that they are older, they are always willing to help out around the house and we are really happy to have them around as they build-up their finances to help ensure their financial future.

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My wife sent me this! :rofl:

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"/*" is so totally unnecessary - just use "/". Test it yourself if you don't believe me!

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