Turns out there are some good redundancy memes. 

Love the second one...but I think anyone who gets into a swing chair will have not choice...you start rocking just a little, then a little more, and pretty soon you're yelling "Wooo-hooo!' as you launch yourself out of the chair at the top of the swing to fly across your lawn like a 5 year old.
Ahem. At least, that's what I would do. 
You and me both, brother! ![]()
Who puts a swing chair outside? Those belong in bedrooms
Costco sells 'em in two-packs!! 
Not sure what those have to do with redundancy.... Doesn't everyone look like that....
Well.... I can't grow quite as good a moustache....
@dJOS - New career suggestion! 
I don't know exactly why, but I keep thinking that's what @rlithgow1 must actually look like...his avatar is a lie. 
I feel like 1 and 2 can be combined 
For some reason I think the same about yours....
That worked out well ![]()
Absolutely. 
Well, I admit that it was taken when I was a lot younger. I'm even wrinklier now. ![]()
This sounds so corny and impossible to believe, and yet, that has been my exact experience on at least three significant occasions. Fair warning: It may take longer than we wish and the new reality may be impossible to see from where we are now.
Are you going to introduce her? (We don't judge)
I’m pretty sure my wife would! ![]()
I pooched the joke..lol, you're wife would be your beard
Another bearded lizard here...I do it mostly as I'm lazy and only want to shave every few days...I can hide the fuzzy look a little easier w/a beard.
When I was a kid I LOVED how quickly my facial hair grew...but over the years I've realized what a curse it is. Very tired of shaving...
Get it lasered off (I'm getting ready to)