I think Alexa has early onset Alzheimer's

Doubtful. I have several GH devices at my primary residence (the dots are in a vacation home) and the GH devices have never worked well. In some cases I'll be a couple of feet away from the GH in the kitchen and the one in the family room nearly 20 feet away answers. I hate the GH devices and would scrap them in a heartbeat if Amazon could get their $%&@ together and support multiple locations. Not holding my breath though.