I'll admit it. I opened my browser, saw this new topic, saw it was in the Debate Chamber, and thought,"That's a unique way to complain about Schlage locks." CLICK
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Lol...I thought the same thing. The title and the Debate Chamber grouping caught my attention...was really curious how a telescope and a lock were somehow related.
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So is the man on the hill using the telescope to check the status of his Schlage locks?
If HE would fix the issue and contact Schlage directly he wouldn’t need to be doing that?
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He was looking for the lock that he threw out the window in frustration.
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If the man was on the hill but no one saw him with the telescope did he exist at all?
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Does it come in brushed nickel?
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It does. I have that exact model in brushed nickel on two of my doors. Maybe that's why my Schlage locks work so well. 
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It seems that every thread lately is 6 degrees of Schlage locks. 
I guess I must be really really bored.
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Please get out of my head.
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Should you be asking? What if he's the man on the hill. Identifying his telescope?
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Thank you for the great read this evening! I'd been away not ignoring my husband and decided to check in. You DO make a good point, but I can't see past my tears of laughter to appropriately comment.
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Not a chance - it's the CIA !
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Just as I was getting my telescope to look at the man and identify him he went away. But I think I saw... No it can't be... Can it?
Santa, is he back? Would this be the first in years that I get a present? Or... Or... Damn I still have to wait until Christmas to know.
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Aww you guys.....so serious. 
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Ahh... yes... but is it food safe?
(That's a 3D printer enthusiast trope)
Ungh.... is it bedtime?
Damn.
(Gettin' old ain't for sissies.)
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Should we be discussing if it's a Z-Wave telescope or a Zigbee telescope and/or if our mesh extends as far as the hill ?
Simon
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You can't run through a campground. You can only ran because it's past tents.
What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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