So last year for Christmas, I ordered a kitchenaid mixer for my wife. Wanted it to be a nice surprise. We get home one day and good old Amazon has placed it on the front porch in its own kitchenaid box. No outer box. So much for the surprise...
So now, my wife's birthday is coming up. I wanted to get her a nespresso coffee maker, but I want to be smart and not let the surprise get spoiled. So I order it and have it shipped to my brother's house.
Last night, an Alexa alarm went off to tell my kids it was time to get ready for bed. My wife says "Alexa, stop the alarm." Alexa replies, and I'm not freaking kidding, "Alarm stopped. By the way, your Nespresso Coffee Machine is on its way and will arrive next Thursday."
Alexa is a jerk sometimes.