Cloud Based Access Is Apathetic & Lazy, Won't Work

Hey Yo's:

So I'm getting my local Zigbee and Z-Wave slowly migrated over to my Hubitat, and am having some solid luck with Local control. But even it comes to Cloud control, I can't access any dashboards I've created. I'm not sure the hub is getting any data in or out.

When I access the hub directly on the local side, it flags me that I have a firmware upgrade that needs to be downloaded and installed. Whenever I click the link, it starts thicking about it, but then says "There is no Update to download". That Libs thing reminds me of an old girlfriend that was mean to me.

I tried to port forward with all ports open, but that didn't work either. I couldn't find any specific guidance in the document section, but as you all know, that certainly doesn't mean it's not there. I'm not sure what else to do.

Appreciate any advice, ever if completely unrelated, wrong (intentionally is fine), or simply for a fun dose of cyber-bully-esque trolling!

Sometimes nicely rebooting the hub from the settings section clears up any discrepancies with updates.