Sadly, i suspect theres a grain of truth to this.
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And then a song pops up,
Immigration Man
Crosby and Nash.
Followed by "Dream Weaver"
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Some time later:
“Rachel and I have decided to add a third to our relationship.”
“MIKE! That is NOT how you tell people I’m pregnant!”
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LOL he clearly plays by the rule that for an interesting life, slightly irritate one's wife! 
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As a wearer of glasses, with ever decreasing / increasing intensity (depending on your perspective), although not changed monthly... I can appreciate that one... 
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So that basically means you pay to see my bullshiat...
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I wish yours was the worst I was paying to see.... 
I'd pay more if your views were the worst....
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Ok, maybe spelling mistakes are not something I am willing to pay for....
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I’m having another round of eye surgery on Friday, and frankly I am fine with paying good money to get my vision back!
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According to the optometrist my script dropped two points in the last few years... so I obviously need to lean in to the retirement thread I have setup.... That or up my medical insurance... There could be some other lifestyle factors I could change... but obviously they can wait....
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I’m having another muscle alignment surgery after the first one was only a 60% success.
Prism lenses suck, but when you combine my prescription with normal corrective lenses, you get ghosting artefacts around well defined objects, e.g. text. 
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Kinda makes our life suck if we can't read, either professionally or personally... Hope it works for you.
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ugh, bad enough I have to wear glasses (started 5 years ago( I can't imagine dealing with all that..
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Yeah, I've been wearing them since ~2 yrs old.... You get used to them after 40+ years... (just)
I encounter neither sharks or cows alive in my daily existence.... I can only hope that farmers and tourists stay safe... While I enjoy cheap seafood and beef....
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