He must’ve really been constipated to use such a strong laxative.
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Blows the $h... right out of you
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I once met someone who was apparently constipated enough that he tried to use a wire coat hanger to clear himself out.
It didn’t end well.
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Did he have to buy another coat hanger after breaking it?
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Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges! (And is this a Where’s Waldo thing? I don’t see no badges :->)
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You WISH you had my badge...
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Rectum?
Almost killed him!
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At least it wasn't found going through airport security!
The coat hanger was ok in the end, him not so much…
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Pun intended?
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Hope you had a hearty breakfast first...I'd recommend some serial.
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And remember to take small bytes - don't want to RAM the food down your throat! 
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If I tried the climb I'd definitely help expand the list...
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Well dang. now that this is a thing on LinkedIn, I might have to change my position on this.
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